Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 21, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: Where's Rat today? Pig: Hostage negotiation class. He wants to learn how the police do it. Goat: What do they teach them? Pig: Well, I think the first class is just finding out how you'd naturally react to a friend of yours being taken hostage. Rat: WE NEVER LIKED HIM MUCH ANYWAYS!! Man: Okay...uh..not ideal.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Rat has friends?
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
If someone said they’d taken Rat hostage, I’d demand proof. Like an ear.
Kind&Kinder over 8 years ago
Rats friends know this about Rat, but they’ll still have a drink with him. The milk of animal kindness!
knight1192a over 8 years ago
I’m surprised Rat isn’t shouting “Let him go! He still owes me $10,000 from five weeks ago and I intend to collect!”
eddie6192 over 8 years ago
That hostage didn’t owe Rat any money.
juicebruce over 8 years ago
Would love to see the Crocs in that same class with Rat !
mammamoonbeam over 8 years ago
Is Rat talking about Cartoon Boy? And who is this “we” of whom he speaks?
bbadenov over 8 years ago
Since when is ‘anyways’ a word?
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 8 years ago
LMBO! XD
whiteheron over 8 years ago
♫♪A patrol car passing by Halted to a stop Said officer MacDougal in dismay: “The force can’t do a decent job ’Cause the kids got no respect For the law today (and blah blah blah)”
“Save the life of my child!” Cried the desperate mother(S&G)
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
This helps explain why Rat has no friends; any he did have have been bumped off by the hostage-takers….
legaleagle48 over 8 years ago
What do you think I had in mind when I wrote that? :)
Guilty Bystander over 8 years ago
Rat’s just exercising a good classic negotiating tactic: When you’re the buyer, ALWAYS start low. Unfortunately, Rat will stay there.
abbybookcase over 8 years ago
movie ruthless people-with bette midler her ransom goes on sale cheap
Number Three over 8 years ago
Does Rat like anybody much?
Oh yes! Himself.
xxx
qwertyytrewq1234567890 over 8 years ago
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