Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 10, 2015

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Q: Why did the bunny cross the road?A: Because it was only a short hop.

Well, Duke Ellington says that playground don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.

Susan, do you really think we’re just gonna let that slide.

Well, I did just make that one up…(not Duke Ellington’s lyric, of course…. but the usage…)

But I always think even the old stand-by puns are usually good for another merry “go-round.”

There might not be a “diamond” in every batch…. but I’ll still run with them

Again, Susan, you may be courting disaster.

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Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me…….is there anyone at home?

The people in “Daddy’s Home” sure is dense.

And just how is the chicken gonna climb the ladder?!

Q: Why did the bubblegum cross the road?A: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Great one Tony!!