B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 30, 2015

i think i shall skip making a comment on this strip…

phylum, were you stoned when you wrote that?

That’s an easy one according to NASSA and Guinness the record is currently held by Kurt “Mountain Man” Steiner, age 48. The cast of 88 skips was achieved on September 6, 2013.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7xR6Xdrt74

I believe there is a separate record for distance.

Oh and NASSA? The North American Stone Skipping Association. Not to be confused with the North American Shetland Sheepbreeders Association.

Now THAT’S funny. . .there really is a stone-skipping organization??? Never mind, I’ll google it. . .

The perils of being buff.

Linus shamed Charlie Brown over this almost 50 years ago.

All things considered, are you really sure you want to be on dry land???

Back to a sedimentary life style . . .

I’m skipping stones, I cannot stop.I started with just one, or two, I picked them up.I threw, they flew into air, into sky into lakeI made them fly. Now every stone that I can see, is calling…. Pick ME, Pick Me, Pick Me.

Return to land shouldn’t take as long next time.A kindhearted tsunami might return the stone several miles inland at any time.A refreshing ice age could drop the water level in just a few thousand years.Hot spot/ volcanic uplift could raise it overnight.Plate tectonics could turn his location into Mr Everest..Lots of happy possibilities.

I remember when rock was youngMe and Suzie had so much funHolding hands and skimming stones- Sir Elton John

I may not be able to skip a stone at all, but I can snap a dish towel like a pro!

Doesn’t it look like he’s back on dry land already? Or is it just me?

A journey of 10,000,000 years begins with just one step. He should turn sideways and just roll with it, baby. Alan Freed would be proud.

this comic is stolen from Peanuts where Linus throws a rock into the ocean and Charlie Brown says to Linus almost the same thing the rock says.