Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for October 05, 2015
October 02, 2015
October 06, 2015
Transcript:
Alien 1: Hello? Alien 2: Hello ma'am we're here to inform you that your sentient status has been revoked. Alien 1: Revoked? Alien 2: Yes, sorry for the trouble. you've been downgraded to lifetime automaton. You'll still have to vacate the premises so an actual person can move in. Sign here. Alien 1: I feel actual. Alien 2: You have been classified non-sentient, ergo those must be simulated feelings, ignore them and they should go away in time. Initial here. Alien 1: Oh. Alien 2: Thank you so much Mrs. Nesbitt. And if you have any thoughts you want to share with us in the future, please stop. You're no longer licensed for that.
Ida No over 8 years ago
And THIS is what makes the Zones of Disquiet so great!All the nonsentients are easy to sucker out of their houses.
emptc12 over 8 years ago
However she can still watch some television shows, and listen to certain types of music. And this doesn’t let her out of spending money on useless junk during the holidays. Oh, and vote.
PoodleGroomer over 8 years ago
She will spend the rest of her days watching a direct feed of FOX News.
jon creator over 8 years ago
Today’s alt text: “You’re non-sentient and your mother dresses you funny”