New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for September 14, 2015

Ok, summer has one week left; I don’t want to hear about pumpkin spice until October.

Didn’t Pumpkin Spice have a husband named Peter Peter?

Looks like Her Majesty…..Is…..DUUUUNNNNED!Get it?

Yes, we DUNE

get it.

What Liz is this?

I’m assuming the original.

Starbucks is going to reformulate it’s Pumpkin Spice Lattes to have real pumpkin in them, which is silly since “pumpkin spice” is a blend of condiments and is quite aside from pumpkin when used in beverages.

Isn’t Pumpkin Spice a member of a girl group that flies through the air on Halloween and delivers toys to boys and girls?

Back in the early ‘90s, a couple of office workers were discussing the Secretary-General of the UN at the time..“Boutros Boutros Ghali,” said one. "What kind of a name is ’Boutros,’ anyway?".“I think it’s the Egyptian equivalent of ‘Peter’,” the other replied..“OK,” the first one said. “So… what does ‘Ghali’ mean?”.A voice came in from the next cubicle. “It means ‘Pumpkin Eater’.”

Never impressed with The Spice Girls, so not really interested in discovering a new one. ;-)

BWAAHAHAHA!!

“I made the pumpkin pie with sweet potatoes instead of pumpkin…”

“You must be out of your gourd!”

That’s Liz????