Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 29, 2015
September 28, 2015
September 30, 2015
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac adams monument proposed by richard thompson adams as a monument to john adams, our most irritable founding father, we propose a heroic bust 150 feet tall that slowly revolves like a gas station signs. thus adams, who didn't suffer fools gladly, could sweep the city with his vast splenetic glare & unnerve idiots in all branches of government. improve. improve the behavior of tourists. and probably give that big stiff in the jefferson memorial the heebie-jeebies, too.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
I like it! Just what Washington needs! (But of course it must light up at night, too, with demonic red eyes!)
Thomas R. Williams over 8 years ago
Very Zippy. Try saying “Vast Splenetic Glare” three times, especially if you’re a revolving icon.
lager.lager.lager over 8 years ago
I’d prefer a Douglas Adams bust
ZorkArg over 8 years ago
On another topic, who’s buried in Grant’s tomb?
Malcolm Hall over 8 years ago
Perhaps it could bellow songs from “1776”
pshea over 8 years ago
Kind of looks like Judge Judy to me.
Happy Cat Premium Member over 8 years ago
Oooh . . . the best idea ever to be proposed for Washington. I think the demonic red eyes should shoot lasers.
ZorkArg over 8 years ago
Good answer! That’s the best retort to the o-o-o-l-d classic trick question I’ve ever heard!
BenPanced over 8 years ago
Who would win in a staring contest: the Adams Memorial or the Lincoln Memorial?