Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 20, 2015

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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson restaurant closings these establishments have been closed for health code violations. ihop international house of pancakes - eurocentric menu ignores pancakes of developing & third world nations. buzzerko coff sho buzzerko coffee shop - columbian shade-grown jitterbean agitato blend found to con-tain power-ful & hitherto unknown isomer of methamphet-amine. p.j. piehole's food 'n' fun p.j. piehole's family fun restaurant obscenities discovered in find-a-word puzzle on children's menu. watch -em- made sausage factory market - cafe get fresh -em- watch - 'em - made sausage factory market & cafe'- closed for aesthetic reasons.