Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 10, 2015
September 09, 2015
September 11, 2015
Transcript:
Teacher: Phoebe, what did you do over your summer vacation? Phoebe: Mostly I hung out with my best friend, Marigold Heavenly Nostrils. She's a unicorn. Teacher: Oh, I've heard about you. Phoebe: Was it from Marigold: Did she tell you the park story? Teacher: Moving on... Karin, what did YOU- Phoebe: Because my pants were wet from SPILLING LEMONADE. I SWEAR.
electricshadow Premium Member over 8 years ago
Dakota: “Sure it was lemonade. And it was freshly squeezed, too!”
PJA over 8 years ago
I don’t think that Mr. Bowtie believes her.
WaitingMan over 8 years ago
I’m old enough to remember when teachers wore suits and ties. And those were the women.
Hag5000 over 8 years ago
The word is out on Phoebe.
GuntherGrass over 8 years ago
Interesting alphabet being taught here. Unicornian or Californian?
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
Interesting. She’s a cartoon character, but she gets a new teacher this year.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Oh well.
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
Phoebe, you just embarrassed yourself all on your own.
Simon_Jester over 8 years ago
Yeeshk, where’s the Shield of Boringness when you NEED it?
kaykeyser over 8 years ago
Now I want to hear the park story. Also typical adult, assuming kids just make junk up.
R.U. Kidding over 8 years ago
Well, the principal in Ozy and Millie is Beau Vine, as I recall.
Enter.Name.Here over 8 years ago
GuntherGrass said: ""Interesting alphabet being taught here. Unicornian or Californian?
Klingon!
In truth, looks like good ol’ English to me. Those are letters of the standard alphabet written in cursive, like handwriting. Look closer and you will see R, S and T in capital and small form.
reynard61 over 8 years ago
If you don’t think that you’re going to like the answer, then don’t ask the question.