Since he can’t have a pet, Stewart makes do with little animal disguises. You don’t have to feed them or take them for walks either!He is going to visit his Uncle Sylvan tonight, and SusieBell is especially taken with the Piggy Mask. In fact she is in love.
It’s not the pig herself that makes people sigh and roll their eyes…It’s Uncle Sylvan’s terrible jokes.
He’s always pointing at her and saying things like “Hands down, she’s the life of the party,” and "She"s proof that pork can be part of a well balanced diet."
They were almost funny the first time.By now… not so much.
Aunt Eleanor tries to get him to eat some cheese and crackers, cos he can’t talk with his mouth full.But with his wine in one hand and that ¿@#$! leash in the other… it’s futile.
Rose… sorry… but… who’s SusieBell?If that’s the pig’s name…Uncle Sylvan would say she’s “head over heels.”
Yes that pig is part of a balanced meal. It could be breakfast (bacon or sausage) or dinner (chops or a nice pork roast). Balance on piggy, those ham hocks are looking good.
SusanThat is the pigs name, AND I heard that she sleeps at the foot of Sylvester Sylvan’s bed! Yes!Mrs. Higgenpooder told me and she should know…….you know.
Mist is MIA…….did he enter the secret door in his house again. If he did, he may be lost. Maybe we can form a search party, altho the last time we went in there we all suffered strange, lingering effects.I’m not sayin’ which ones of us were weirder than usual for a week or so……but….
Superfrog over 8 years ago
What a ham.
Bilan over 8 years ago
Just say that you have a sudden urge for a BLT.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 8 years ago
Since he can’t have a pet, Stewart makes do with little animal disguises. You don’t have to feed them or take them for walks either!He is going to visit his Uncle Sylvan tonight, and SusieBell is especially taken with the Piggy Mask. In fact she is in love.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
It’s not the pig herself that makes people sigh and roll their eyes…It’s Uncle Sylvan’s terrible jokes.
He’s always pointing at her and saying things like “Hands down, she’s the life of the party,” and "She"s proof that pork can be part of a well balanced diet."
They were almost funny the first time.By now… not so much.
Aunt Eleanor tries to get him to eat some cheese and crackers, cos he can’t talk with his mouth full.But with his wine in one hand and that ¿@#$! leash in the other… it’s futile.
Rose… sorry… but… who’s SusieBell?If that’s the pig’s name…Uncle Sylvan would say she’s “head over heels.”
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
She’s an attention hog.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Poor Kay.Because she said so.
James Hopkins over 8 years ago
Someone’s having bacon tonight!
miscreant over 8 years ago
Yes that pig is part of a balanced meal. It could be breakfast (bacon or sausage) or dinner (chops or a nice pork roast). Balance on piggy, those ham hocks are looking good.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
Uncle Sylvan’s balancing pig maybe getting tiresome, but not this comic!
mr_sherman Premium Member over 8 years ago
Uncle Sylvan must be boring. Notice how few comments there are here today.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 8 years ago
SusanThat is the pigs name, AND I heard that she sleeps at the foot of Sylvester Sylvan’s bed! Yes!Mrs. Higgenpooder told me and she should know…….you know.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 8 years ago
Mist is MIA…….did he enter the secret door in his house again. If he did, he may be lost. Maybe we can form a search party, altho the last time we went in there we all suffered strange, lingering effects.I’m not sayin’ which ones of us were weirder than usual for a week or so……but….
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 8 years ago
You go first..
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
A pig on a leash! That’s not kosher, Uncle Sy. And neither is that secret door in Mist’s house. What’s in there? A cask of amontillado?
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
She’s thinking no one really needs gymnastic bacon.