I will hold my wife’s purse for her. I will even fetch my wife’s purse for her, but in 44 years of marriage, I’ve never mustered up the gumption to actually open it and go inside.
After many, many years of never being able to find anything in the “Great Black Hole” that was my purse, I finally decided to go with a MUCH smaller one several few months ago. I wish I had done it sooner because now, it’s not only easier to find things due to it having such a shallow bottom, but it’s also a lot lighter to carry around too. Win-win!!!!! ;-)
corpcasselbury over 8 years ago
So does my wife.
davanden over 8 years ago
Be careful what you wish for.
dflak over 8 years ago
It won’t do any good. There’s so much stuff in there, it’s like a black hole; it warps time and space.
dflak over 8 years ago
I will hold my wife’s purse for her. I will even fetch my wife’s purse for her, but in 44 years of marriage, I’ve never mustered up the gumption to actually open it and go inside.
Gretchen's Mom over 8 years ago
After many, many years of never being able to find anything in the “Great Black Hole” that was my purse, I finally decided to go with a MUCH smaller one several few months ago. I wish I had done it sooner because now, it’s not only easier to find things due to it having such a shallow bottom, but it’s also a lot lighter to carry around too. Win-win!!!!! ;-)
I was FRAMED!!!!!! over 8 years ago
It would take up too much computing power to be able to map the contents.