JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 04, 2015

Of puppies and kitties… and kiddies……

Actually dogs being a pack animal if left alone go a little crazy. No, literally they get terrified and panic. But if you have two, you have a pack and a much mentally healthier dog.

Thus, I have cats. Saner and when they like you, a decision was made.

We used to have two dogs. As far as I could tell, they spent the time we were out of the house lollygagging and drinking beer.

This is how your fur family starts, Joe. Welcome them, you will be rewarded!

Sounds like Mort needs his own guard dog!

I got a goat. (Because everybody needs a goat, THAT’S why.)One goat is lonely, so I got him a couple of does/nannies to keep him happy.Then I quickly had seven goats.Then somebody grabbed a loose goat wandering around and tossed it in my fence.Then I had eight goats for about a week.Then the real owner noticed and I was back to seven.Then a neighbor decided goats were too much trouble and talked me into taking his 20 or so goats.Then I broke my leg and was temporarily unable to properly tend the Democratic goats (always looking for a …), so I sold or gave them to one of my many cousins.All but the original who ran off into the woods.Then he was a lonely goat again for several years as he wandered the woods and swamps..I should just have gotten a second buck/Billy.

if you get a 2nd dog…jojo might think its his…then the twins will get jelious so they might need 2 more

Kiss the dog well with pink lip gloss Marcy.

Show REAL puppy love—lick the doggy’s face.