I always wanted to make an arrest under Sec. 63.103, Parks and Wildlife Code – Possession of Live Armadillo for Sale. But after 30 years of watching for that armadillo in a cage with a For Sale sign, no luck. Had to settle for Barbering Without a License.
We love Ron White! My wife and I have been to a couple of his shows at Treasure Island Casino in Red Wing, Minnesota. I actually chatted with him one morning when he came down to the T.I. Marina where we kept our boat…
Did you hear the one about Marcel Marceau being pulled over by a French cop?Hilarity ensued….(something about being ordered out of the car and walking a straight line)
phylum over 8 years ago
and if he knows what is good for him….he better damn well keep his mouth shut…
kc2idv over 8 years ago
In the word’s of Ron White, He has the right to remain silent but not the ability.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
I always wanted to make an arrest under Sec. 63.103, Parks and Wildlife Code – Possession of Live Armadillo for Sale. But after 30 years of watching for that armadillo in a cage with a For Sale sign, no luck. Had to settle for Barbering Without a License.
Linguist over 8 years ago
I always wanted to ticket someone for Highway Mopery or book ’em on charges of Flagrant A$$holular Conduct and Gross Impersonation of a Human Being.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
We love Ron White! My wife and I have been to a couple of his shows at Treasure Island Casino in Red Wing, Minnesota. I actually chatted with him one morning when he came down to the T.I. Marina where we kept our boat…
boldyuma over 8 years ago
Did you hear the one about Marcel Marceau being pulled over by a French cop?Hilarity ensued….(something about being ordered out of the car and walking a straight line)