Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 17, 2015

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bad day trips lurid caverns - embarrassing stalagmite formations & tour guides who keep nudging you. avoid especially the "grotto of glands." geeks neck varmint refuge - just what it says; varmints, mostly un-desirable alien species. and all they do is molt, smell & eat each other. big pile state park - formerly amazing rock state park until the accident. the park ranger on duty seems depressed & withdrawn. cretins run national battlefield - site of the civil war's least decisive battle. a magnet for irate reenactors who spit almost too authentically.