Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 23, 2015
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richard's poor almanack restaurant closings by richard thompson these food establishments have been closed for violating the laws of man & nature. capn bubs crab shak cap'n bub's crab shak - heavy runoff of old bay seasoning caused massive red-tide-related fish kill. wikiteria wikiteria - vandals edited non-food items (gravel, laundry detergent, rubber bands, etc.) into recipes on wikiteria's collaborative menu. fixin's fixin's - closed for extensive damage done to premises by rioting patrons dis-satisfied by ill-conceived "all condiments" menu. monday is byo burger day! p.j. piehole's closed after authorities deter-mined that word search puzzles on the kidzfun novelty placemats contained numerous poorly hidden f-bombs. p.j. piehole's a family place
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
I bet Petey found some of those at P.J. Piehole’s!Wikiteria was just a bad idea from the beginning—no real quality control….
Bob. almost 9 years ago
They closed P.J.‘s? Tell me that ain’t so.
ellisaana Premium Member almost 9 years ago
P.J.’s novelty placemats must have been written by Minions.