Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 10, 2015

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    IndyMan  almost 9 years ago

    I have a solution—run over all lawyers(and realtors) ! ! ! !

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    GROG Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Of course.

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    RayThomas101  almost 9 years ago

    Just sit on ’em.

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    Sir Osis of Liver  almost 9 years ago

    There is something wrong indeed if the lawyers get to the scene before YOU do…

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    Smiley Rmom  almost 9 years ago

    After following my ambulance in circles for hours, my husband declared that he had no interest in becoming an ambulance chasing lawyer. (I had to get transported to a trauma center in a major city from the rural hospital they took me to first, after my rollover car wreck.)

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    brooklyn51  almost 9 years ago

    Cudos to all the EMTs everywhere. They do an awesome, often thankless job.

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    plgrguy Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    A number of years ago, a friend of mine was hit and by a car running a red light. His head took a hard hit on the top of the door, and he received quite a gash. When the ambulance got there and they were tending to his injury, one of the EMTs slipped him a card and said, “Call them.” It was for one of the major personal injury law firms here.

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    jppjr  almost 9 years ago

    Reminds me of the EMT who had to treat the lawyer for a broken nose at the scene of an accident….the ambulance stopped a little faster than the attorney had thought it would.

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    hoagieman12  almost 9 years ago

    Second panel feels too much like a set-up question.

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    Bargrove  almost 9 years ago

    Now all those ambulance chasers are on TV. We hearsometimes from three different ones in a row.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    As said before, absolute kudos to all our EMTs! Many would not be here today without their efforts. Now as for attorneys…

    Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and night crawlers.

    What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?The caterer.

    What’s the definition of mixed emotions?Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new car.

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    boldyuma  almost 9 years ago

    Very few EMT’s show up in my neighborhood.Victims say “call me a taxi..I don’t want to bleed to death waiting on a ambulance .”….—-Richard Pryor

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