Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 31, 2015

Now that the Lila storyline is over, it is back to Lucy being a witch.

I would’ve gone with Lucy’s temper being like a boiling pot of pasta.

“Here’s your ice cream!” (turns the bowl over and dumps the ice cream on Lucy’s head.)

Actually, a boiling tea kettle, for all it’s whistling, is both more patient and quitter than Lucy.

Be nice to me. Be nice to me NOW !

I pity the person she marries.

Linus needs to learn the household phrase: Get your own!

Good thing their younger brother Rerun was made of sterner stuff.

She has no manners either.

Next time, boil the ice cream before you serve her…

A watched tea kettle never boils……….

I seem to recall the same joke being reused under, “She has all the patience of an erupting volcano.”

She has the personality of a boiling tea kettle as well. She’s always getting hot and bothered about such small things!

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I have a teapot shaped like her . . .

Get it yourself!!