Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 22, 2015

What Lyle wants for a gift today is an automatic ball return.

HIGGLEPOODER!!!

I suppose someone should call the BSSPCBB… but I don’t think it will be me…Too many people out there abusing cats, dogs, babies and bow ties for me to worry about bowling balls right now.

Henry abused his ball too,,,(wait, that doesn’t sound right)Joyce is good at punishment (that doesn’t sound right either)

It’s not my ball. It’s a house ball.

Hi X..

Say, want to try out the new “lane” we installed here in the Tiki?

2Old… Henry looks pretty happy about it… so maybe Joyce is good at “punishment” … (cough…)

Bev and 2Old… I had an aunt who undressed and put on her nightgown in another room from her husband…. in the dark…

I was visiting, and she was about 67, when she told me my uncle had never seen her naked, and she had never looked in a mirror when undressed.And yes … they had two grown children by then

Susan, how about a beer frame? But not for that swill you have on the alley ah, lane. I’ll have a pint of the dark.

In truth, Lyle is trying to play whack-a-mole.

Good morning everyone. Looks like Lyle is abusing the lawn to me. Nice day starting here on Magic Mountain an annex of Ballard Street. I’m off for a quick ride,to get some breakfast. Have a great day everybody. :) Peace.

Gopher Bowling…..a popular urban sport.

BeviekMy wife still looks like that…..how did you…..oh never mind……I forgot she had a life before me.

Swill?!I’m still thinking about x_Tech calling the beer in the bowling lane swill…

Well, with bowling balls rolling at them, even admittedly light bowling balls, and breaking 2 out of 5, we’re not gonna use Schorschbock 57, are we?

You pay a small lane fee, then get to drink the ones you hit and don’t break… so you can win, lose, or “break” even…and you can trade up, at various exchange values, depending on what beer you actually want to drink.EG…. 2 bottles of the Royal for a draft dark, 3 for a Guinness or a Becks.

Bev… I believe she’d walked into the guest bedroom, not realising I was in there changing….

She turned bright pink, and fled… and later we sort of discussed it…though she had a hard time talking about it.

Funny thing is, she and my uncle adored each other, but with other people, she said awful things about him…and he liked to make rather lascivious remarks about her, as a “joke.” …She would just look a little embarrassed and say "Oh Al …. "I think she was somehow proud of it.

It looks like Lyle is abusing his lawn, but who am I to judge?

Lyle was aiming at the squirrel who was making fun of him.