...And so, the world would never know about the invention of Helium trousers.
Since the marketing team was planning to brand them “gassy pants”, it’s probably all for the better in the long term, anyway.
… UNTIL, it was thought to call them “Shelium pants.” Guaranteed to make women feel lighter. (Not to mention the "Shelium Brassiere, which I just did. The benefits for older women are obvious…)
All those plans and high hopes, just tanked.
However, when the helium pants burs in the upper atmosphere, the world did learn several minutes later about the invention of chicken pancakes.
Talk about a light headed problem!
Considering some of the products out that, it seems a shame we lost out on this one!
Ida No almost 9 years ago
Since the marketing team was planning to brand them “gassy pants”, it’s probably all for the better in the long term, anyway.
emptc12 almost 9 years ago
… UNTIL, it was thought to call them “Shelium pants.” Guaranteed to make women feel lighter. (Not to mention the "Shelium Brassiere, which I just did. The benefits for older women are obvious…)
Arianne almost 9 years ago
All those plans and high hopes, just tanked.
LizardPriest almost 9 years ago
However, when the helium pants burs in the upper atmosphere, the world did learn several minutes later about the invention of chicken pancakes.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly almost 9 years ago
Talk about a light headed problem!
Nobody_Important almost 9 years ago
Considering some of the products out that, it seems a shame we lost out on this one!