Kansas is also where Superman is from, so with his help you get the babies distributed at super speed. With that out of the way, I remember reading once about a little boy coming up to his mother and asking her what sex was. She kind of panicked, after all he was way to young to be asking about sex, but she went ahead and explained everything to him. When she was done he said, “How am I suppose to fit all that in this little box?” and he showed her a form he’d brought home from school that included a small box for sex in the personal information section.
James Hopkins almost 9 years ago
Actually, wouldn’t it make more sense if it were at the geographical center of the Earth? Wherever that is.
ChessPirate almost 9 years ago
Yes, I believe there’s a major distribution center for “Babies ’R Us” just outside Altoona…
pauljmsn almost 9 years ago
So my state is good for something. That’s nice.
JoePhan almost 9 years ago
That’s exactly the kind of answer I’d expect from Calvin’s Dad.
patlaborvi almost 9 years ago
Kansas is also where Superman is from, so with his help you get the babies distributed at super speed. With that out of the way, I remember reading once about a little boy coming up to his mother and asking her what sex was. She kind of panicked, after all he was way to young to be asking about sex, but she went ahead and explained everything to him. When she was done he said, “How am I suppose to fit all that in this little box?” and he showed her a form he’d brought home from school that included a small box for sex in the personal information section.
gammaguy almost 9 years ago
The problem with Broomie’s explanation is that the distribution of new babies is not uniform across the country… much less around the world.
RalphZIggy almost 9 years ago
wow, they must be having a lot of sex in Kansas