Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for June 02, 2015

The readers are being pun-ished.

Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched.(Hey, someone had to say it).

Poultry sum….snerk

Eggsactly

Be careful Karma, my wife just had to have a few chicks. Now we are up to 50+ Chickens.<><me

I see.

I can just hear the guy humming .♫♪♫♫If you’ll be my Dixie Chicken, I’ll be your Tennessee lamb…♫♪♪ .Little Feat

Karma’s finally coming out of his shell

His sales are going to double!

Pretty soon, McDonalds will order their second chicken for their Nuggets…