The chicken was crossing the road.Baring do on him was a truck with a load.Two vultures looking from on high.Hoping the chicken would die.Just before the big crash.It turns out the bird was the champ of the 100m dash.
What is a chicken? What has she got?If not herself, then she has nought.To cluck the things she truly feelsAnd not the sqwawks of one who kneelsThe record showedI crossed the roadAnd did it My Way…
zekepotato almost 9 years ago
Too subtle for me.
bjy1293 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Clever vultures!
emjaycee almost 9 years ago
Duct tape is like the Force: It has a light side.It has a dark side.It binds the universe together.
emjaycee almost 9 years ago
And, in this case, allows karma to run over the dogma..Well, the truckma to run over the chickenma.
joe piglet Premium Member almost 9 years ago
The chicken was crossing the road.Baring do on him was a truck with a load.Two vultures looking from on high.Hoping the chicken would die.Just before the big crash.It turns out the bird was the champ of the 100m dash.
wolfhoundblues1 almost 9 years ago
She was stapled to the dog.
osceola almost 9 years ago
A fowl deed.
LingeeWhiz almost 9 years ago
And when the truck came roaring up, she duct and her life was “spared”.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Oh, you’ve heard it?Yes.Very well, carry on….
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I dream of a world where chickens may cross the road without having their motives questioned.
coreyj almost 9 years ago
so the colorists failed? The ‘Walk’ wouldn’t be green if there was a ’Don’t’ above it. Just to be pedantic… :)
meowlin almost 9 years ago
What is a chicken? What has she got?If not herself, then she has nought.To cluck the things she truly feelsAnd not the sqwawks of one who kneelsThe record showedI crossed the roadAnd did it My Way…
The Duke 1 almost 9 years ago
Never mind the fact that Walk in Don’t Walk is red but green in Walk…….