Somehow males almost always think they’re entitled to loudly make comments/insults about others in public. Of course, we know Calvin wouldn’t dare speak up about a boy who’s any larger than himself.
@Leading Edge: Well, Calvin certainly is working in a danger field.
To view the following strips in the archive and help GoComics generate revenue, please click on the blue archive links below. To view the strips directly, click on the images below or stretch them.Calvin has also tried this line of work in the past, without a lot of success:Calvin and Hobbes (May 26, 1993)Calvin and Hobbes (June 15, 1992)Pearls Before Swine (August 7, 2010)Peanuts (September 23, 1968)
AlexanderTheGoodEnough said, about 18 hours ago@neverenoughgoldRE: Dihydrogen monoxide, aka Hydric acid, one should indeed avoid it if at all possible. As one sage pointed out many years ago, fish, um…, fish make love in it.
I had to ponder this for a moment, and I have to agree at least when I was a child, I tried to avoid it as much as possible; at least the product flowing from the tap. I know Mom was frustrated with me when she struggled to get me to take a bath!
As I aged, I am sure my body developed a tolerance to the effects of DHMO aka Hydric acid, and today I seem somewhat immune to the undesirable effects. How about you?
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Don’t worry, Calvin, you’ll make your money when the customers return for a second opinion.
rentier almost 9 years ago
One sample for Hobbes to proof!!
flowergirl19 almost 9 years ago
Oh, this is really funny!
spaced man spliff almost 9 years ago
He should be his own client.
Alexander the Good Enough almost 9 years ago
Precocious kid. Excellent practice for staying single.
phylum almost 9 years ago
we can only hope that Moe will be his first paying customer..maybe calvin can get back some of his lunch money..
TMO1 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Somehow males almost always think they’re entitled to loudly make comments/insults about others in public. Of course, we know Calvin wouldn’t dare speak up about a boy who’s any larger than himself.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 9 years ago
@Leading Edge: Well, Calvin certainly is working in a danger field.
To view the following strips in the archive and help GoComics generate revenue, please click on the blue archive links below. To view the strips directly, click on the images below or stretch them.Calvin has also tried this line of work in the past, without a lot of success:Calvin and Hobbes (May 26, 1993)Calvin and Hobbes (June 15, 1992)Pearls Before Swine (August 7, 2010)Peanuts (September 23, 1968)cubswin2016 almost 9 years ago
If Calvin wasn’t a kid, people would be giving him some punches back.
Aaberon almost 9 years ago
This is SO funny and would be really fun to do; I should have gotten into being Wardrobes and worked in Hollywood.
tuslog64 almost 9 years ago
Angies List doesn’t rate him very highly!
JohnFarson19 almost 9 years ago
My all-time favorite daily strip. The angelic look on Cal’s face in panel #1 is perfect..
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Well if it were FREE advice, I’m sure you would get what you paid for…
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
AlexanderTheGoodEnough said, about 18 hours ago@neverenoughgoldRE: Dihydrogen monoxide, aka Hydric acid, one should indeed avoid it if at all possible. As one sage pointed out many years ago, fish, um…, fish make love in it.
I had to ponder this for a moment, and I have to agree at least when I was a child, I tried to avoid it as much as possible; at least the product flowing from the tap. I know Mom was frustrated with me when she struggled to get me to take a bath!
As I aged, I am sure my body developed a tolerance to the effects of DHMO aka Hydric acid, and today I seem somewhat immune to the undesirable effects. How about you?
Number Three almost 9 years ago
I always prefer personality to looks. After all… It’s got the word ‘person’ in it.Who’s with me?xxx
Susie Derkins :D almost 9 years ago
Chocolate samples?