Monty by Jim Meddick for May 28, 2015
Transcript:
Th' blasted shark rammed us abaft th' beam, sprung our starboard strake and let in more drink than th' bilge pump kin handle!! What do you suppose all that salty gibberish was about? Hmm... Perhaps if I recollect my lessons from yachtsman's camp... Let's see now... We're sinking. Aaahh!
Randy B Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Jarvis’s aplomb has been rudely ruffled.
Pedmar Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Now is your opportunity to use the word “davit.”
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
I say, old man! Swallow down that sangria before it is spilt all about the deck of that stricken ship! Gird up your loins! Prepare to do battle with the elements and the Great White! Man the lifeboat (women and children—yes, that includes Sedgie—first)! Grab a rifle if you have one aboard (and ammunition). Think, man! This is your moment.
Kyle Robert almost 9 years ago
Maybe they’ll drown, and we won’t be subjected to the two of them anymore. Here’s hoping.
TrudyQ Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Sedgie’s the best! Want more.
nitromicro almost 9 years ago
Where is your sang froid, Jarvis?Fisticuffs with the great white leviathan should be interesting.
yangeldf almost 9 years ago
well you’re going to die, I recommend your final act in life be strangling the kid to death.
Sir Osis of Liver almost 9 years ago
Jarvis has a sinking feeling, no doubt…
azurebeard almost 9 years ago
reminds me of a thought I’ve had before… maybe the way to throw off the NSA is by speaking jive! (if you can)
dmkief almost 9 years ago
What little hair Jarvis has turned white!
Starman1948 almost 9 years ago
Good afternoon Sedgie and Jarvis fans. Will the captain go down with the ship? Will Jarvis regain his composure? Will they be saved? Who knows? Have an abundant day my friends.
Joyce Melton almost 9 years ago
Sedgewick actually knows something? No wonder Jarvis is so surprised.
pam Miner almost 9 years ago
Jarvis was enjoying the holiday. The word “sinking” is going to be a major reversal of that enjoyment.