The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 20, 2015
May 19, 2015
May 21, 2015
Transcript:
left paper cop: It's a tearable crime...but at least Jack the Ripper's finally off the streets.
Mustache paper: Book him, Chambers!
right paper cop: Already done, cap'n!
Back in the days before the internet it was common for students to rip or slice pages out of books in the library to use for their research. I assume that’s not a problem any more.
Bilan almost 9 years ago
Fortunately, the crime fits in the punishment.He’s obviously an outcast – he’s never been ruled.
cdward almost 9 years ago
He led them on quite a Paper Chase.
J Short almost 9 years ago
The crook is the only one that doesn’t know his lines.
Gray Vinson almost 9 years ago
You guys tear me up with these puns. Never read so many good ones penned at one time!
uniquename almost 9 years ago
Now we know where the books at the penitentiary’s library come from.
mourdac Premium Member almost 9 years ago
It only happened in London, it’s no Tale of 2 Cities.
ladamson1918 almost 9 years ago
It’s almost a pun, but not quite.
joe piglet Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Hilburn has taken another page out of history
LingeeWhiz almost 9 years ago
He needs three hole punched and put in a binder.
MotherOfMoses almost 9 years ago
Time to turn a new leaf & start a new chapter.Hey I hogged two puns….HA HA
What? Me worried ? almost 9 years ago
Yes his crime was a font to nature ! (best i got with such a short script )
paul brians almost 9 years ago
Back in the days before the internet it was common for students to rip or slice pages out of books in the library to use for their research. I assume that’s not a problem any more.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Now he’s bound to live out his life in prison. It’s easy to see why he went bad. He was born unruly.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
But I think there’s a question of legal or letter. If he’s legal, no regular file can hold him.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
And can he make bond?