Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 16, 2015

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 9 years ago

    At 30 (almost 31), I at times still drink out of the milk container.

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    rubinocreative Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Is it worth it?

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    rubinocreative Premium Member about 9 years ago

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Wow…two stones to kill a bird…Just another example of how bad inflation has become…

    I suppose whether that’s worth it depends on whether you really really want to eat the bird.

    (Why else would you kill a bird?)

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    jreckard  about 9 years ago

    In his effort to protect his wife’s sanity, he leaves no bird unturned.No, wait, um … the early stone gets the worm?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Apparently, Spork isn’t the first one to say it…

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    Daniel Aplet  about 9 years ago

    living my life alone i always drink out of container,Why dirty a glass?

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    ʇɐɥʍ ƃuıʎɐs)s( ǝʌɐɥ noʎ pǝןƃuɐɯ¿

    Nothing… honest!

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    Linda Solomon  about 9 years ago

    What saying(s) have you mangled?the force, may it be with you

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    QuietStorm27  about 9 years ago

    Second Question I’m sure I’ve mangled some sayings that I can’t recall at the moment. I definitely mangled Morris Chestnut’s name once, I called him Chorris Messnut.

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    Dani Rice  about 9 years ago

    I used to work with a girl frequently spoke of having people eating putty out of her hand.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    I once heard someone say (very indignantly) “I’ll have you know, I’m not as smart as I look.” I could only agree.

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