Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 22, 2015
May 21, 2015
May 23, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Mr. Harris, I've been looking over your academic transcript, and I've been trying to find the right word to describe your career here... "Checkered" comes to mind, of course. "Disastrous" also suggests itself. As does "catastrophic..." Zonker: How about "colorful?" Or perhaps "remarkable." Man: Yes, those are applicable. "Colorful" certainly reflects the spirit of your record and who could argue with "remarkable." Zonker: Who indeed? Man: And yet "catastrophic" stays with me... Zonker: You're fixating. Put it aside for awhile.
cripplious almost 9 years ago
That’s because he shouldn’t be in the real world. Too bad he wasn’t made a reseacher
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Try thinking outside the box far as Zonker’s grades are concerned. Even better not to think about his grades at all.
marzipANn almost 9 years ago
Zonker has a particular facility with words which didn’t translate into good grades.
BobCu almost 9 years ago
Totally funny today.
pbarnrob almost 9 years ago
“Different Drummer” starts to make perfect sense. “Have you considered Cannabis agriculture?”
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
My God, it’s full of Bobs!
NWdryad almost 9 years ago
Focus on the guy in front of you dude, not on the paper.