According to The Man Who Fell to Earth, aliens lack fingernails altogether. I recently lacked one, as I had crushed my fingertip while indulging in industrial past-times.It grew back, though.
I’m looking forward to a few free dogsniffs when my sister brings her lab mixes next week… seriously though, I’ve been following Dogsniff quite a while and hope to see him return.
Absent lunulae can be a symptom of assorted medical conditions, including malnutrition, liver disease and ill-defined “systemic problems.” Our guest’s effort to divert us from understanding this symptom is clearly an attempt to divide and conquer us! No, raging paranoid delusions aren’t a symptom of missing lunulae. Did he tell you to ask that?
Knew a guy who fell out of a tree stand and shattered his lumbar region. After five hours of emergency surgery, they were sure he would be paralyzed from the waist down. But he’s actually walking again, though it certainly wasn’t easy. It’s pretty amazing what we can endure and overcome when we don’t really have another choice.He does have lunulae.
I’m not sure that statement is correct. I’ve known several aliens and they may have lacked common sense, but they had very nice lunulaes. My lunulae are absolutely fabulous. At least that’s what the aliens said.I’m sad to see that Dogsniff is back in the dog house. I can only hope his is as nice as Snoopy’s.
Randy B Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I’m having trouble with his first statement.How can he know?
Bill Thompson almost 9 years ago
No need to check. I’ll take your word for it, earthling.
FLIGHT SUIT almost 9 years ago
Dude’s an alien and a pervert.
The Old Wolf almost 9 years ago
Mine are totally fubar. I’m very ashamed.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 9 years ago
I distract from my lunulae deficiency with particularly flamboyant displays of Hawaiian Leis.
William Neal McPheeters almost 9 years ago
Perfect lunulae, she bragged. -I think not, he retorted, but I do love ’em.
William Neal McPheeters almost 9 years ago
FREE DOGSNIFF!!!
Superfrog almost 9 years ago
Eponychium almost completely obscure my lunulae however enough of a tiny fragment is visible to exclude the possibility of any exotic strangeness.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 9 years ago
My lunulae is none of your business. Lawdy lawdy lawdy, what is the world coming to, when perfect strangers want to know about your lunulae……
Arianne almost 9 years ago
Hey, Selena – I’ll need to see more than just that one finger if I’m going to believe you.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 9 years ago
Somewhere over the crescent moon….
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
According to The Man Who Fell to Earth, aliens lack fingernails altogether. I recently lacked one, as I had crushed my fingertip while indulging in industrial past-times.It grew back, though.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
chromosome Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I’m looking forward to a few free dogsniffs when my sister brings her lab mixes next week… seriously though, I’ve been following Dogsniff quite a while and hope to see him return.
Bill Thompson almost 9 years ago
Absent lunulae can be a symptom of assorted medical conditions, including malnutrition, liver disease and ill-defined “systemic problems.” Our guest’s effort to divert us from understanding this symptom is clearly an attempt to divide and conquer us! No, raging paranoid delusions aren’t a symptom of missing lunulae. Did he tell you to ask that?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Knew a guy who fell out of a tree stand and shattered his lumbar region. After five hours of emergency surgery, they were sure he would be paralyzed from the waist down. But he’s actually walking again, though it certainly wasn’t easy. It’s pretty amazing what we can endure and overcome when we don’t really have another choice.He does have lunulae.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
But he does not paint his toe nails, to the best of my knowledge.
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
I’ll take you up on that offer: show me your lunulae! Or are you a Painted Lady?
Actually, I’’m not so sure about aliens….
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Went to Target and picked up a smaller frame and some black poster board for matting.
Jkiss almost 9 years ago
I’m not sure that statement is correct. I’ve known several aliens and they may have lacked common sense, but they had very nice lunulaes. My lunulae are absolutely fabulous. At least that’s what the aliens said.I’m sad to see that Dogsniff is back in the dog house. I can only hope his is as nice as Snoopy’s.