Monty by Jim Meddick for April 22, 2015
April 21, 2015
April 23, 2015
Transcript:
Why are you covering your eyes? Madame Sorciere!... Out on the jog path. She tried t' give me the evil eye! I sprinted all the way home! Safe now... Just want to rest... Rehydrate... Frankly, I don't even know what th' evil eye does, but I... Aaah! Well, for one thing, it gives you a Gatorade stain on your jogging shorts...
Randy B Premium Member about 9 years ago
If someone really wants to give me the Evil Eye, I expect to at least get an extra eye out of the transaction.
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
Too late now, Monty! You are cursed by Madame Sorcière’s splendidly evil right eye!Too bad you hadn’t taken prudent precaution against to máti by guarding your house with blue glass eye-beads, as I have done!
Coyoty Premium Member about 9 years ago
I don’t think that’s Gatorade.
nitromicro about 9 years ago
Monty just settle the account, pay the crone $48.95 and offer to double it if she puts a curse on Sedwick.
puddlesplatt about 9 years ago
brings back the memory of the movie Thinner, by S. King.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 9 years ago
AKA “stink eye”
Starman1948 about 9 years ago
Monty now knows the effects of the ‘evil eye’. Be happy and healthy my friends.
Hunter7 about 9 years ago
All he had to do was pay the woman her fee. But then we would not have had these wonderful things happen to Monty.