Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 16, 2015

What about also using Blanch’s bras as powerful slings ?

If they need a sapper, they can call on Spook’s tunneling abilities.

I would think the pet dragon might come in handy, too.

I don’t think Suzanne Sommers will approve.

Double-barreled dragons? I assume that’s the two-headed variety? In How to Train Your Dragon parlance, a Hideous Zippleback?

They also have artillery, but they never use it against the Huns…

Those incoming arrows look mightily ominous.

Double barrel, over the shoulder boulder holder! And a tip ’o the hat to Donna Douglas for that one!

I’m not sure how useful it would be, but I have a Nordic Track you’re welcome to take…

…as siege weapons?