Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 10, 2015

Still reminds me of Phil and Will. What an awkward pair of uncle and nephew.

@ Tony,I had a good one, but I can’t remember what it was.

Whats my secret?My deoderant.

My secret: drink tea.

“Whats my secret?”Well, if it’s just between you and me…

Joint pain. But it’s getting harder to keep it a secret.

@TonyI forget.

Secret! I can’t tell you! It is a secret!

You really don’t want me to tell you my secret, cos if you knew it, you could be just like me…and who in their right mind wants that?

@Tony.Re: Avant Gauche. You should be sorry.

I’ve got a secret ? Who knew?

If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret anymore.

It is only a secret if no one knows,what ‘it’ is. Only I know=secret. :) Peace.

I liked the Garry Moore show. It was fun to watch Henry Morgan, Bill Cullen, Betsy Palmer, Bess Myerson, and other panelists try to guess the secret…

@TonyIf I tell you, they won’t be secrets anymore.

Two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

What’s your secret?

Sorry the missing questions. Been a crazy week.

I had a secret once but then I told someone…It’s not a secret any more.

@beviekHoly cow! I vaguely remember the “watermelon” episode! This was back when TV was actually fun to watch! Winston cigarettes (which can’t even be mentioned on TV these days, Bufferin (which still exists to this day), and Ipana Toothpaste!.Remember the Ipana commercials? This one is from 1957…

@Tony if I TOLD YOU, It wouldn’t be a secret now, would it? ;-)