That reminds me of something I did in college. There was a communal photo darkroom, and someone kept using my film developer (which is good for a very limited number of uses). So I put fixer in my developer-labeled bottle, and vice versa. Hey, the only person authorized to use those bottles was me, and I knew which was which!
A guy at work was frequently having his lunch stolen. It was well marked with his name on it. He finally had enough, & put a large dose of Ex Lax in a plastic container mixed with soup. Sure enough, his chief suspect was seen making a mad dash to the restroom a short time later. the lunch thefts stopped, & everyone got a good laugh.
My mother in law could make a sandwich one would kill for. Someone would steal my father in law’s lunch on a regular basis. After a few times, he brought two lunches to work. One was spiked heavily with the wasabi mustard, which he hid in his personal locker. Hee, hee, hee. If you have never had a mouthful of that mustard, you don’t know what pain is.
Sorry about the nonsense at the end of the last post. I have a hungry cat walking on my keyboard……..anyway what I meant to say was: He put his real lunch in his personal locker instead of the shelf in the lunchroom, and ate his own sandwiches, while waiting for some one to scream in pain. It worked.
Had to switch salad dressings – to Blue Cheese. Three people in the office – the guy didn’t like salads. The other person refused to learn – until the change in dressing.
I like blue cheese dressing. Put in a hidden dallop of Chinese mustard. It’s more powerful and has a quicker effect than chili powder. It’s also easier to hide.
I just a while ago saw this article: http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/02/this-guy-got-the-most-burning-revenge-on-a-coworker-stealing-his-wifes-lunch/?utm_source=FBTraffic&utm_medium=fijifrost&utm_campaign=CMfacebook&ts_pid=2&ts_pid=2
Boise Ed Premium Member about 9 years ago
That reminds me of something I did in college. There was a communal photo darkroom, and someone kept using my film developer (which is good for a very limited number of uses). So I put fixer in my developer-labeled bottle, and vice versa. Hey, the only person authorized to use those bottles was me, and I knew which was which!
joe piglet Premium Member about 9 years ago
Would not have bothered me. The old “Breast Milk” in a jar or even on the sandwich would’ve kept my hands off.
J Short about 9 years ago
You’re fired.
Daniel Jacobson about 9 years ago
Actually, I flavor my lunches with chili and habaneros. I have never had any problem with my lunches being stolen.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 9 years ago
That’s actually not a bad idea!
gaslightguy about 9 years ago
At least she didn’t use arsenic.
charliefarmrhere about 9 years ago
A guy at work was frequently having his lunch stolen. It was well marked with his name on it. He finally had enough, & put a large dose of Ex Lax in a plastic container mixed with soup. Sure enough, his chief suspect was seen making a mad dash to the restroom a short time later. the lunch thefts stopped, & everyone got a good laugh.
linsonl about 9 years ago
My mother in law could make a sandwich one would kill for. Someone would steal my father in law’s lunch on a regular basis. After a few times, he brought two lunches to work. One was spiked heavily with the wasabi mustard, which he hid in his personal locker. Hee, hee, hee. If you have never had a mouthful of that mustard, you don’t know what pain is.
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linsonl about 9 years ago
Sorry about the nonsense at the end of the last post. I have a hungry cat walking on my keyboard……..anyway what I meant to say was: He put his real lunch in his personal locker instead of the shelf in the lunchroom, and ate his own sandwiches, while waiting for some one to scream in pain. It worked.
Jeff0811 about 9 years ago
Revenge is a dish best served..,spicy.
Hunter7 about 9 years ago
Had to switch salad dressings – to Blue Cheese. Three people in the office – the guy didn’t like salads. The other person refused to learn – until the change in dressing.
James Lindley Premium Member about 9 years ago
I like blue cheese dressing. Put in a hidden dallop of Chinese mustard. It’s more powerful and has a quicker effect than chili powder. It’s also easier to hide.
Boise Ed Premium Member about 9 years ago
I just a while ago saw this article: http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/02/this-guy-got-the-most-burning-revenge-on-a-coworker-stealing-his-wifes-lunch/?utm_source=FBTraffic&utm_medium=fijifrost&utm_campaign=CMfacebook&ts_pid=2&ts_pid=2