Heart of the City by Steenz for April 07, 2015

Well, at least they’re not the jelly beans form the “Harry Potter” series.

I would hate to see the test kitchen for Bernie Botts to make sure they have the right flavor for ear wax and boogers.

I see.

Exactly! I eat all the icky black ones first, then I do green and yellow ones, and then I have a bag full of the delicious orange, red, purple ones, and after I eat those I have my absolute favorites left, the pink and white ones.

I do this, too! Well, I skip the ones that are super nasty (licorice, coffee flavors, etc) and start with the lemons and oranges. ;-)

Hey, me too(!) I eat the least favorite first, even though now that I’m older and have more money, I could just throw it away…

Yum, mud, grass and the all time favorite, vomit!

In The Queen’s English, “flavour” is spelled correctly.

I try to buy pectin jelly beans because they have no licorice. It’s been years since Brach’s sold pectin beans, but Russel Stover are almost as good. Sadly, I can no longer eat as much sugar as I used to. :(

My HS band director used to say you don’t know what a steak tastes like until you’ve had a hot dog.

Or just eat them out of the bag, ya weirdo.