The Buckets by Greg Cravens for April 11, 2015

The thing I remember from having been put under is: 99, 98, 97,…“wake up!”

Hope he isn’t like me I sleep 24-7 after mine for 2 days…

And as soon as he’s up it’s back to the department store, right.

Now is the time to ask him everything you always wanted to know.

When I woke up the nurse asked how I was feeling even though she knew I couldn’t answer her with a tube down my windpipe.

Back in 1998, when I had my 4 wisdom teeth pulled (and I was put under for it, as it was a 4 hour surgery) was when I awoke the first time, I looked at my landlord (who was my ride) and said “Dave, anyone ever tell you, you’re gorgeous.” He still reminds me of that from time to time. LoL

Lucky guess.

I said to my friend “Oh good, you’re here”. She said that’s the third time I said that.

You did it, Larry!

Now you have an excuse for Sarah to wait on you hand and foot.

xxx

Congrats, Lar. You’ve survived surgery, aka “butchery with a purpose.” You get to whine like a little girl for a couple of days, and your kids have to stay out of your hair. Enjoy.