@Baslim the beggar says, “The past is the enemy of the future.”
“I keep pitching ’em, you keep missing ’em…”.With absolutely no shame or apology regarding length, I give you:.
“The Greatest”by Kenny Rogers.Little boy in a baseball hat stands in the field with his ball and batSays, “I am the greatest player of them all”Puts his bat in his shoulder and he tosses up his ball..And the ball goes up and the ball comes down,Swings his bat all the way aroundThe world so still you can hear the sound, the baseball falls to the ground..Now the little boy doesn’t say a word, picks up his ball he is undeterred.Says, “I am the greatest that there has ever been”And he grits his teeth and he tries again..And the ball goes up and the ball comes down,Swings his bat all the way aroundThe world so still you can hear the sound, the baseball falls to the ground..He makes no excuses he shows no fearHe just closes his eyes and listens to the cheers.Little boy he adjusts his hat, picks up his ball, stares at his batSays “I am the greatest when the game is on the line”And he gives his all one last time..And the ball goes up and the moon so brightSwings his bat with all his mightThe world’s as still as still can be, the baseball fallsAnd that’s strike three..Now it’s suppertime and his momma calls,Little boy starts home with his bat and ball.Says, “I am the greatest, that is a fact,But even I didn’t know I could pitch like that!”Says, “I am the greatest, that is understood,But even I didn’t know I could pitch that good!”
Agent54 about 9 years ago
The missing link??? as there are no extras in the cast.
sheplives about 9 years ago
That pitch went over his head. [But then, it IS baseball season… ;) ]
Plods with ...™ about 9 years ago
Buy or die?
Wren Fahel about 9 years ago
That’s taking “truth in advertising” to a whole new level.
cubswin2016 about 9 years ago
When someone says that line, run away.
jtviper7 about 9 years ago
Peter tells it the way it is…Now the question is,Does it look like Jimmy Hoffa.
Kevin Jordan about 9 years ago
If it’s Jesus, don’t worry, he’ll be out in a few days…
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
So, is this a one deadroom cave?
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 9 years ago
@Baslim the beggar says, “The past is the enemy of the future.”
“I keep pitching ’em, you keep missing ’em…”.With absolutely no shame or apology regarding length, I give you:.
“The Greatest”by Kenny Rogers.Little boy in a baseball hat stands in the field with his ball and batSays, “I am the greatest player of them all”Puts his bat in his shoulder and he tosses up his ball..And the ball goes up and the ball comes down,Swings his bat all the way aroundThe world so still you can hear the sound, the baseball falls to the ground..Now the little boy doesn’t say a word, picks up his ball he is undeterred.Says, “I am the greatest that there has ever been”And he grits his teeth and he tries again..And the ball goes up and the ball comes down,Swings his bat all the way aroundThe world so still you can hear the sound, the baseball falls to the ground..He makes no excuses he shows no fearHe just closes his eyes and listens to the cheers.Little boy he adjusts his hat, picks up his ball, stares at his batSays “I am the greatest when the game is on the line”And he gives his all one last time..And the ball goes up and the moon so brightSwings his bat with all his mightThe world’s as still as still can be, the baseball fallsAnd that’s strike three..Now it’s suppertime and his momma calls,Little boy starts home with his bat and ball.Says, “I am the greatest, that is a fact,But even I didn’t know I could pitch like that!”Says, “I am the greatest, that is understood,But even I didn’t know I could pitch that good!”
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
“I am the “Last Word””.And, your last word is???.waiting….waiting….still waiting….Ok, here goes…
WHACK!.Better now?K M about 9 years ago
Sounds more like to die from!