Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 13, 2015
March 12, 2015
March 14, 2015
Transcript:
Teacher: Young lady, I've heard some disturbing stories about you. Phoebe: Have you been talking to my unicorn? Don't listen to her. My finger quotes annoy her for some reason, is all. Teacher: You took a ball from another child. Phoebe: ...I agree that sounds worse.
Zero-Gabriel about 9 years ago
Oy…
HopeFox about 9 years ago
I continue to marvel at the power of the SHIELD OF BORINGNESS. Normally a unicorn would deflect attention away from a ball.
Khatkhattu Premium Member about 9 years ago
I think this teacher has a clone over in Ozy & Millie-I refer to the incident with Jeremy and the mud puddle.
Khatkhattu Premium Member about 9 years ago
Actually, I think the best response here would be to emulate Slappy & Skippy’s response in “Bully for Skippy” from Animaniacs Volume 4, disc 3.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
Oh boy.
BillWa about 9 years ago
And so the lie begins. No matter what Phoebe says it is just defense. I say let Phoebe learn how to throw the ball dodgeball sryle. The girl wants the ball back, she gets it back.HARD!
dogday Premium Member about 9 years ago
Am I the only one finding the size of today’s strip uncomfortably large? I reduced my screen size to 75% but it was still pretty big.
HAL69 about 9 years ago
This teacher (perhaps hearing only one-sided accusations) had no inkling about Marigold, Phoebe jumped the gun and, hence, made her position worse. Parent-teacher conference!
neatslob Premium Member about 9 years ago
Always find out what you’re accused of before you try to defend yourself.
BloodMoonDragon13 about 2 years ago
Why on earth would the teacher be talking about the finger quotes?