Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 27, 2015

Don’t tell Brewster that..he’ll do it, anyway! You’d be barking up the…er, never mind.– At least he won’t have to go through “decon” protocol when he gets back. He’s got an automatic bath, now

It’s pretty expensive to produce though. Fortunately, the Dogonians invented the sythentic Beggin’ Strips

Look who your’re talking to Spike. Brewster has had a fish bowl for a helmet.

Question: If the Dogonians are dogs, why does he need a space helmet on if Brewster’s not wearing one?

As a real old joke went -“That’s as funny as a fart in a space suit !”

We’d better watch out. When they find that our world has an unlimited supply, they’ll be sending their avatars to conquer us. Fortunately, we also have an unlimited supply of squirrels, so they’ll be distracted.

But watch out for the Dogonian Kryptonite, Vacuumium!

“Never drool in a space helmet.”

And that, boys and girls, is why there are no strip clubs on the Moon.

Well, there are other reasons, I suppose.

Unless you’re thirsty.

Barking probably hurts, too.