They–The generalized other who is to blame for all my trouble.”They” said it was just a “couple” of pounds of winter weight and if I joined the gym, I’d lose it in a week.
Sometimes a person just gets heavier….I know. I started drinking a lot more water - gave up soda pop several years ago. Then, my neighbor and I started walking in the mornings. We got pedometers to see how far we went - we logged 800 miles a year - neither one of us has lost a single pound…..and we’ve been walking for 5 years now.
The doctor told my mother that walking 5 miles a day would cure her Alzheimer’s disease. That was a couple of months ago, and we haven’t seen her since.
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
Llewellenbruce about 14 years ago
Keep dreaming Blanch.
ladywolf17 about 14 years ago
Right back at you.
Pacejv about 14 years ago
So that’s why I keep talking to my belly button!
Yukoner about 14 years ago
In Blanch’s case it’s three skinny persons.
ksoskins about 14 years ago
They say that inside every skinny person is a skeleton waiting to get out.
Hillbillyman about 14 years ago
Blanch get your Hubby the Wiz, to ‘Zap’ you into a super models’ body.
glslightning about 14 years ago
“They” say a lot of things…
parethed about 14 years ago
Who is this “they” person?
lewisbower about 14 years ago
They–The generalized other who is to blame for all my trouble.”They” said it was just a “couple” of pounds of winter weight and if I joined the gym, I’d lose it in a week.
Rakkav about 14 years ago
The invitation went out long ago; it’s the RSVP that’s the hangup…
ninmas about 14 years ago
“all sanity is lost.”
freeholder1 about 14 years ago
“Repondez s’il vous plate” Johanan?
crazyolnick about 14 years ago
that skinny person inside of me keeps growing…..no..I;m not pregnant. I’m a guy
Rise22 about 14 years ago
Sometimes a person just gets heavier….I know. I started drinking a lot more water - gave up soda pop several years ago. Then, my neighbor and I started walking in the mornings. We got pedometers to see how far we went - we logged 800 miles a year - neither one of us has lost a single pound…..and we’ve been walking for 5 years now.
Dr.Faustus about 14 years ago
The doctor told my mother that walking 5 miles a day would cure her Alzheimer’s disease. That was a couple of months ago, and we haven’t seen her since. http://www.instantrimshot.com/
morkunas about 14 years ago
Just the one?
jpozenel about 14 years ago
I lost over 80 lbs. in about 2 years with a startling new method. (Stop eating so much!)
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
LOL, jtpozenel
boldyuma about 14 years ago
Cursing can burn as much as 40 calories…
Cursing long and loud…maybe more…
Today’s cartoon forced me to say “Great $@%T”
laughingpenquin about 14 years ago
You think she needs a smaller mirror? Naw join Curves.
BoomBaby about 14 years ago
chill ..the mirror might crack
photoman022 about 14 years ago
yes, there is a skinny person inside Blanch–after all, Blanch ate her