Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 11, 2015
March 10, 2015
March 12, 2015
Transcript:
Zeke: Murderer! Duke: Hey, hold it down, willya kid? I'm on the phone! Phone: Good evening, Aspen Ambulance. Duke: Hello, Les? Duke here. Look, we've had a little accident out at the house. Brenner's taken a slug. He's bleeding all over the place. Phone: Okay, hold on, Duke. I'll send a wagon out right away. Duke: Good. Listen, Les, this is kind of a sensitive matter. I'm thinking about getting back into politics, so I'd appreciate your discretion. Phone: I hear you, ol' buddy. I'll have the guys use the back road. Duke: Great. Say, could you have them swing by and pick me up a pizza? Phone: No problem. You want it with everything?
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
Talk about full service.
Argythree about 9 years ago
Someone posted yesterday that JJ deserved Zeke. I doubt that, but I think Zeke deserved Duke…
onespiceybbw about 9 years ago
Be careful what you want, right?
MIHorn Premium Member about 9 years ago
his compassion is underwhelming!
mourdac Premium Member about 9 years ago
Don’t forget to have them get a 6-pack also.
StCleve72 about 9 years ago
Is Duke what they call a compassionate conservative?
kaffekup about 9 years ago
I’m sure there are plenty of six-packs around; but the pizza has to be fresh.
reedkomicks Premium Member about 9 years ago
Who said this comic wasn’t funny? This is a riot.
Dragoncat about 9 years ago
Anything for our best client.
Andylit Premium Member about 9 years ago
I yearn for the good old days of good old boys.
Gokie5 about 9 years ago
Re: Girls & bad men – this is being covered in Candorville this week.
Hunter7 about 9 years ago
Take out with delivery and pick up. I don’t think anyone is worried about any of Duke’s accidents. What with booze, drugs and sleep deprivation – Duke’s aim is never that on target.
krcaddis about 9 years ago
Lesis more…