Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 03, 2015

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richard's poor almanack by richard thompson march skywatch beware shermy shemp zeppo footsore ill omen git bootlamp the western kitsch object bub big staticky sweater nebula bingo fistula stu scrofula mars the march sky has many interesting objects, such as the constellations footsore the inconven-ienced metro rider, plodding u[ the perpetually broken escalator, and ill omen, which rises in time for the ides of march. and the planet mars rises just briefly but quickly sets after being grossed out by the binary stars fistula & scrofula. on the western horizon you'll note the blue tarp nebula. as part of its on going ex-pansion, the universe is adding an extension with a bigger kitchen & some new bathrooms which should be finished in a few billion years if the contractor shows up. important reminder - daylight hoarding time starts today. set your clock ahead now. president bush hopes the new time will create a daylight surplus by 2012. help win the war on terror & get him in bed by 8:30. alarm: 12:00 12:00 12:00 man: dagnabbit.