Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 31, 2015
March 30, 2015
April 01, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "This emergency meeting of the Get Rid Of Slimy girlS club will come to order. Dictator-for-life Calvin presiding!" Hobbes: "Oyez! Oyez!" Calvin: "As we're all aware, the enemy has infiltrated our territory and is spreading disinformation to the effect that homework ought to be done right after school!" Calvin: "As my mom may have covert girl sympathies, we must eradicate the hostile forces! Any questions?" Hobbes: "Yes, could we poke some air holes in here?" Calvin: "Too risky. The box of secrecy must remain secure!"
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BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
Calvin, listen to Hobbes. You need the air more than he does.-(Bill Watterson must’ve been a “Get Smart” fan.)
Ravenswing about 9 years ago
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Linux0s about 9 years ago
There’s already a lot of hot air in that box.
MusasMama about 9 years ago
oo no by poking holes all the information would be leaked out.
Kali39 about 9 years ago
And next to the Monster Under the Bed? Really, Calvin. Not a particularly safe spot….
Ray49FL about 9 years ago
Calvin 4 president.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
“… Mom may have covert girl sympathies …” Priceless!
phylum about 9 years ago
this is touchy… mom is a traitor but also the cook…she can make you eat glaarp….
moronbis about 9 years ago
I wonder why hasn’t Calvin trans-gender-fied Susie to a boy yet. Or he hasn’t invented it yet?
GROG Premium Member about 9 years ago
Dictate all you like, Calvin. No one’s going to listen to you anyway.
josh_bisbee about 9 years ago
In my home, the rule was that homework was done as soon as I walked into the door.
cubswin2016 about 9 years ago
Would you believe a boy scout and a sling shot?
David OBrien about 9 years ago
@joshua : Wouldn’t you rather walk through the door? Walking into the door, which I am likely to do, sounds like the beginning of a George Carlin routine.
gklassen about 9 years ago
I demand the “Cone of Silence” http://www.wouldyoubelieve.com/graphics/cone_title.gif
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
Night-Gaunt49 said, about 13 hours ago@neverenoughgoldNo, they finish first..But, this is NOT fair! It’s common knowledge nice guys always finish last, so what is it with nice girls?.Wait! Let me think on this for a moment!.Oh, never mind…
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
“Mom may have covert girl sympathies”.Well right or wrong, they do tend to stick together…(ducking now)
Aaron Saltzer about 9 years ago
Okay. When are the comic strips going to show up where Calvin isn’t talking like a college student, instead of a six-year-old?
EtzEchad about 9 years ago
Susie’s in trouble now! Calvin’s schemes seldom fail.
dogday Premium Member about 9 years ago
I know a lot of businesses that could use a Box of Secrecy…not for security but to keep their meetings short.
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
“It may be a common saying, doesn’t make it correct.”.Never said it was; only that it is common. Just like you saying “No, they finish first” doesn’t make it correct…
Number Three about 9 years ago
If I had any homework to do over the weekend, I would do it all on Friday night.Not that anyone cares of course but I know that Calvin wouldn’t like my methods!xxx
Stephen Gilberg about 9 years ago
I know I wouldn’t look under a box labeled “GROSS.”
Susie Derkins :D about 9 years ago
Suprised of how any one could see this coming.
Carl R about 9 years ago
Definitely the cone of silence.
Ndroo101 about 9 years ago
How do I know that they are going to plan to lock Suzy in the closet …….
Ndroo101 about 9 years ago
I have seen this whole comic strip and i don’t know how, since this is the latest one
Futuristic Calvin about 2 years ago
Is this ark a repeat? Never seen it before
JuiceWrld_Rip999 almost 2 years ago
Why we call them hoes :(
Squirrel Chaser 20 days ago
Is this the first meeting of G.R.O.S.S?