Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 20, 2010

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    LordDogmore  almost 14 years ago

    Yea well that’s ONE way to look at it I suppose.

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    MurphyHerself  almost 14 years ago

    Hhmmm, my father was an undertaker…..

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    Pacejv  almost 14 years ago

    Looking at the green side of sod is better than the dark side.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    The grass is always greener over the other side.

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    ksoskins  almost 14 years ago

    Everybody needs a nice quiet place to relax.

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    treered  almost 14 years ago

    if that is his benchmark, he can have it! and no spammer yet?

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    runar  almost 14 years ago

    When he met your mother did he take ‘er under?

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    Faolain  almost 14 years ago

    traditional Irish marriage proposal:

    “Would you like to be buried with my people?”

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    HappyChappy  almost 14 years ago

    “Always look on the bright side of life” as the Monty Python song goes.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    And yet so close to death.

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    bigbaldjohn  almost 14 years ago

    Everyday above ground is a good day!

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    ronaldmundy  almost 14 years ago

    as long as my elbow aint touching the sides of a box, its a good day. Now move the chair you’re blocking my sun.

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    cdward  almost 14 years ago

    I live next to a graveyard - some of the quietest neighbors I ever had!

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    Yukoneric  almost 14 years ago

    A park with funny rocks.

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    Ursula A Kehoe Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Are they dying to get in there?

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    Potrzebie  almost 14 years ago

    Aren’t they the generic couple that used to live naked in the woods out of their car and then moved into the cave? Perhaps they are on vacation? Come on Wiley, give them a name!

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    Allison Nunn Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Have a cemetery near by. It has a short wall around most of it. On the outside of that wall is a gravestone. Name on the gravestone (in BIG!) letters?? “GUEST” ! (It happens to be a local name; but it still looks funny there!)

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    runar  almost 14 years ago

    Maybe today is agood day to die.

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    freeholder1  almost 14 years ago

    Always feels great when you hang out with a bunch of stoned folks. More alive somehow.

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    vldazzle  almost 14 years ago

    I would find that too stark, but I was sewing out in the garden yesterday and slept wiith the window open - mockingbirds singing in the middle of the night, don’t mind being wakened by such lovely song; all the birds are chattering now - about time to fix breakfast ;-) Enjoy!

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    Digital Frog  almost 14 years ago

    interesting plot twist Wiley….

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    danbruce  almost 14 years ago

    A little levity in life is not a bad thing.

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    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    Unfortunately, for many cities, that’s the only green place left.

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    mjlew01  almost 14 years ago

    it’s all about perspective.

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    bergamot  almost 14 years ago

    One of the prettiest views around town is the one from the church cemetery .

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    lazygrazer  almost 14 years ago

    Those two have a grave outlook if you ask me.

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    pawpawbear  almost 14 years ago

    Here they are . And think, people are just dying to get there.

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    vexatron1984  almost 14 years ago

    They could send postcards of the place to all of their friends saying “Wish you were here.” Hmm, maybe they should be sending that to their enemies instead…

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    Wildmustang1262  almost 14 years ago

    Lay out in the sun at a cemetery. It must be very spooky in daylight! I rather not to do that at the cemetery.

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    Ooops! Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Hey, get off of me!

    Hello Dogsniff Vexatron1984 there is a book named “Wish you you were here**, characters recieve those postcards about a day before they are murdered.

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    johnnydoc5  almost 14 years ago

    That would be an unpleasant lawn to mow.

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    MurphyHerself  almost 14 years ago

    Wildmustang, it’s even spookier at night.

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    policelimit Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Is that the Graevsyte’s back yard?

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    reynard61  almost 14 years ago

    There’s a saying that “In a land of blind people, the one-eyed man is king.” Does the same logic apply to a living man in a cemetery?

    R_Noonan63 said: “(…) Wonder if the FBI would raid my house if I sent a Postcard like that to Obama???”

    Doubtful. Presidential security is handled by the U.S. Secret Service. Their policy, last I heard, is to pay a low-key visit to anyone who threatens the President, assess the threat, and then either ask the local law enforcement to keep an eye on them or refer the case to a local or state prosecutor for further investigation. If a criminal case can be made, only then will the FBI become involved to make an arrest if necessary.

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    Varnes  almost 14 years ago

    Murphy: “When I die, would you honor my memory by pouring a bottle of my favorite whiskey on my grave?”

    Me: “Of course my friend. Would you mind if I drink it first?”

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