The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 23, 2010

Wolf, it’s the doughnuts, buddy….

Is that the “Three pigs in an airplane counter” on the other side? I wonder if their planes are made of straw, sticks, and bricks.

The better to complain to the FAA with.

I don’t think that Vegan Airlines is any more lenient with burly passengers. You should probably check with Kevin Smith. http://tinyurl.com/yzpy3ot

is he really a sheep under that fur?

Doctor Toon, I’m pretty sure vegans aren’t constipated.

and how much are they going to charge for his carry on bags?

And it looks like he has two items of carrion…

Only one carrion pr. passenger.

…i don’t think eating Vegans will help…your thighs…

go with goldilocks airlines, the planes there are JUST right!

Goldilocks looks like a man…in drag. :-p

All his women look like men in drag….

Apparently the Atkins diet doesn’t work as well as advertised!

I think he’s hiding granny in there.

He’s not fat, he’s fluffy.