True story: less than 2 weeks ago, I replaced my push mower with an electric. The look on my face after using it for the 1st time was EXACTLY the same as Lio’s above.
I finished Tim Allen’s book “Don’t Stand too Close to a Naked Man” yesterday. He recanted everything he said on “Home Improvement” HA! Gotcha! No, he said “More Power!” If I could find a dealer, I’d be putting together Lio’s lawnmower right now. Without the instruction manual.
This reminds me of an old Don Martin cartoon. A man is on the floor in his house looking at his ultra-powerful new circular saw. Then he asks his wife, who has the manual, how to turn it on. She finds it, tells him, and he’s OFF! Then he asks her how to turn the dang thing off, and she finally finds it in the manual–but not before he’s dug a deep trench in his floor, wall, and ceiling, and cut in half the couch and the CAT! Luckily, no furniture or animals seem to be harmed in the making of today’s “Lio” episode. (Btw, I think Red Green is MUCH funnier than Tim Allen ever was.)
Cmlbx, that means there are at least TWO of us who are all in this together, lol. Maybe we should play the Possum Lodge word game or perhaps have adventures with Bill……..
As a business owner I get maddened when I see people on company time, entertaining themselves on the internet.
This practice costs industries millions of dollars each year, you might as well be stealing cash from the owners pockets.
Be grateful you’ve got a job and think of your employer first, play on your own time!
Nice of you to attempt a retort burgundy2, but if I were showing my “holier than thou” attitude, I would discuss poise and grace. I don’t know what industry you’re in, but I’ve never had a job that when things are slow it’s acceptable to goof off, there is always something constructive to do in any job.
It breaks my heart to see people out of work and not able to support their families, while others sit around getting paid to giggle at comics while on company time.
margueritem about 14 years ago
The house looks good mowed.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ about 14 years ago
I love the mower. Always wanted one like that.
MontanaLady about 14 years ago
Wait a minute…..
If he gets a “riding” lawn mower, I want a riding vacuum…..
(compliments of yesterday’s strips)
ladywolf17 about 14 years ago
I need to get my dad one of those.
Sisyphos about 14 years ago
Wow! A genuine Turbo-Mow 9000! Can I have one, too?
Templo S.U.D. about 14 years ago
I cannot wait to see what the Turbo-Mow 10,000 is like! Probably will take Lio into another dimension.
rayannina about 14 years ago
True story: less than 2 weeks ago, I replaced my push mower with an electric. The look on my face after using it for the 1st time was EXACTLY the same as Lio’s above.
Hugh B. Hayve about 14 years ago
Tim Allen must have rewired that sucker.
cdward about 14 years ago
^Hugh,* I was just about to say that, but you beat me to it! That’s a Tim The Tool Man Taylor job if I ever saw one.
pamlicorat about 14 years ago
His painting from yesterday makes sense now. Time to duck and cover or run and scream, your choice.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 14 years ago
@MontanaLady: Ready? Is there such a thing as a riding vaccum?
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
The only way to fly.
Smiley Rmom about 14 years ago
Cleo? - Are you SURE you want the tribe to help you with yard work?
lewisbower about 14 years ago
I finished Tim Allen’s book “Don’t Stand too Close to a Naked Man” yesterday. He recanted everything he said on “Home Improvement” HA! Gotcha! No, he said “More Power!” If I could find a dealer, I’d be putting together Lio’s lawnmower right now. Without the instruction manual.
Digital Frog about 14 years ago
I didn’t realize Toyota makes lawnmowers…
ninmas about 14 years ago
i want one!
Godfreydaniel about 14 years ago
This reminds me of an old Don Martin cartoon. A man is on the floor in his house looking at his ultra-powerful new circular saw. Then he asks his wife, who has the manual, how to turn it on. She finds it, tells him, and he’s OFF! Then he asks her how to turn the dang thing off, and she finally finds it in the manual–but not before he’s dug a deep trench in his floor, wall, and ceiling, and cut in half the couch and the CAT! Luckily, no furniture or animals seem to be harmed in the making of today’s “Lio” episode. (Btw, I think Red Green is MUCH funnier than Tim Allen ever was.)
bald about 14 years ago
Josh 1360 said, about 2 hours ago
@MontanaLady: Ready? Is there such a thing as a riding vaccum?
look at this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTxW3GWZ5hI
pawpawbear about 14 years ago
bald716- Thanks for the link.
Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
Sing along with Sherlock: “Here he comes, here comes Speed Mower, he’s a demon on wheels…”
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
Burgundy2, when reading comics in the office, it’s best to close your door.
carmy about 14 years ago
Jane, stop this crazy thing!
The mower is kicking up some faces from the dirt. (Think Birdbrains)
Cmlbx about 14 years ago
Red Green! If wimmen don’t find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy. Keep your stick on the ice.
Godfreydaniel about 14 years ago
Cmlbx, that means there are at least TWO of us who are all in this together, lol. Maybe we should play the Possum Lodge word game or perhaps have adventures with Bill……..
Hugh B. Hayve about 14 years ago
Red Green shows us how to turn your lawnmower into a dragster
Burgundy about 14 years ago
Re: Burgundy2 Oh my goodness!…………..
As a business owner I get maddened when I see people on company time, entertaining themselves on the internet. This practice costs industries millions of dollars each year, you might as well be stealing cash from the owners pockets. Be grateful you’ve got a job and think of your employer first, play on your own time!
Burgundy about 14 years ago
Nice of you to attempt a retort burgundy2, but if I were showing my “holier than thou” attitude, I would discuss poise and grace. I don’t know what industry you’re in, but I’ve never had a job that when things are slow it’s acceptable to goof off, there is always something constructive to do in any job. It breaks my heart to see people out of work and not able to support their families, while others sit around getting paid to giggle at comics while on company time.