FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 13, 2015

foiled again

Who knew Jason was so popular amongst the fairer sex. Or maybe those cards are all from Eileen.

I still remember the 3rd grade valentine I got from Diane Muzzi – “I don’t mean it.”

I am thinking that those were the rejected cards that were re-gifted.

When I was in 4th grade the boys decided they weren’t going to give us girls any valentines. To teach the boys a lesson, our teacher told us (girls) to withhold our valentines from the boys, giving valentines to only the girls. There were 16 girls in the class and only 6 boys.

Someday you’ll know, little caterpillar. Someday you’ll know.

When we were in elementary school, we had no choice. We were given a list of all names in the class and told we had to buy a valentine for each one. No one was to be left out for any reason. Those boxes of generic valentine cards came in handy, and even had a card for the teacher.

“Detention Girls” It sounds like an X-rated movie from he internet.

When my sister in grade school not found memory just mean, written on cards word love marked written hate, she cried then. My sister still remembers at age 57.

@Kab Buch

I’m sorry about the hate cards :’(

Primary school children have to give Valentines day cards?

Americans are crazy.

Jason’s hatred of girls is really absurd. He takes it to such extremes