"It wasn't the fall that killed him, Mrs. Dumpty. He was poached by the heat of the sidewalk."
Ohh, Good Lord !
Isn’t this the opening music for Beverly Hills cop?
The Dumptys were a couple of local yolk-als.
…And all the king’s horses and all the king’s men had omelette for breakfast …again.
Don’t fret Mrs Dumpty. He wasn’t all that he was cracked up to be.
Did anyone notice that the nursery rhyme doesn’t actually say that Humpty-Dumpty IS an egg?
Just saying!
But was that the eggsact cause of death.
A “No Poaching” sign might have stopped it.
This might have seemed cleverer in August…?
Eggcellent comments!
His brains were scrambled(Puts on sunglasses)“Yyyyyyaaaaaaahhhhhhh” (the theme to csi miami starts playing)
Of course it is because of global warming.
Don’t you mean “ovulity”?
August 21, 2015
KA7DRE Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ohh, Good Lord !
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
Isn’t this the opening music for Beverly Hills cop?
J Short over 9 years ago
The Dumptys were a couple of local yolk-als.
PICTO over 9 years ago
…And all the king’s horses and all the king’s men had omelette for breakfast …again.
nosirrom over 9 years ago
Don’t fret Mrs Dumpty. He wasn’t all that he was cracked up to be.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN over 9 years ago
Did anyone notice that the nursery rhyme doesn’t actually say that Humpty-Dumpty IS an egg?
Just saying!
joe piglet Premium Member over 9 years ago
But was that the eggsact cause of death.
Dewed over 9 years ago
A “No Poaching” sign might have stopped it.
comixbomix over 9 years ago
This might have seemed cleverer in August…?
Perkycat over 9 years ago
Eggcellent comments!
tazz555 over 9 years ago
His brains were scrambled(Puts on sunglasses)“Yyyyyyaaaaaaahhhhhhh” (the theme to csi miami starts playing)
YoungGeezer over 9 years ago
Of course it is because of global warming.
Leroy over 9 years ago
Don’t you mean “ovulity”?