Monty by Jim Meddick for January 26, 2015
January 25, 2015
January 27, 2015
Transcript:
Hey. Sorry I'm late. What the...? What's with th' big snake? I borrowed it from Travis. I thought it'd make a good icebreaker for tonight's party. I'm not sure it's working. All the women seem to be cowering on the opposite side of the room... Maybe they're just packing up to get a good view of its overall length. Why is one of them holding a can of raid?
Varnes over 9 years ago
Hey, if that works,maybe Monty’s next door neighbor can use it against Monty next new years…
Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago
She’s got “Raid” because they don’t yet make Snake ‘n’ Dork Repellant Spray.
Barker62 over 9 years ago
Keeping a snake that size(or any snake for that matter) is dumb.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Love your new boa, Monty! I bet all the girls will swoon over it!
clayusmcret Premium Member over 9 years ago
It’s just (a moment away from) a scream!
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
They said bring a SNACK.
steverinoCT over 9 years ago
I was at the park with my grand-nieces and some guy brought his pet cornsnake along with his toddler. I dragged the girls over to pet it, to show them it was nothing to be afraid of (which is one reason the guy brought it).
hamon over 9 years ago
Not that we’re still not careful with it, but our 5 ft+ python is the gentlest pet we’ve ever owned
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
It’s too early to bring out the snake, Monty; wait ’till later…
nosirrom over 9 years ago
The snake is NOT the reason they are cowering.
benward over 9 years ago
I hate it when that happens.
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
I know they are friendly. But isn’t that friendliness simply the snake sizing you up for dinner?