I recall all of the cereals with “sugar” in the name; Sugar Pops, Sugar Frosted Flakes, Sugar Crisp, Sugar Smacks, and the list probably goes on. They changed the names, but probably not the ingredients. Opiates would probably be more healthy.
This explains why Percival Dunwoody is such an idiot. We can guess that Puffies were toasted ambergris sqaures frosted with opium when he was growing up.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 9 years ago
I recall all of the cereals with “sugar” in the name; Sugar Pops, Sugar Frosted Flakes, Sugar Crisp, Sugar Smacks, and the list probably goes on. They changed the names, but probably not the ingredients. Opiates would probably be more healthy.
stev0 over 9 years ago
I miss Opiate Puffies.
PoodleGroomer over 9 years ago
None of them are good with breakfast beer. You need to pour wine over them.
hablano over 9 years ago
Coca Wheat, Coca Wheat can’t be beat,the greasy hot cereal made of meat…
No, wait, that’s not how it goes. Now I remember: Sugar Pops are sweeter and the taste is new. They’re shot with sugar, through and through.
dadoctah over 9 years ago
John Harvey Kellogg was in favor of breakfast cereal because it kept you regular. Opiate Puffies would have done just the opposite.
BadVlad over 9 years ago
This explains why Percival Dunwoody is such an idiot. We can guess that Puffies were toasted ambergris sqaures frosted with opium when he was growing up.