Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 03, 2015

Wasn’t that already come up with?

Maybe she’ll let Lio open her milk carton.

If this doesn’t win her over, nothing will.

Don’t open wide, Lio! You may find many lunch-y things shoved down your throat by the malevolence of Eva Rose!

Teacher: Okay kid, fork it over.

In grade school, someone broke off three plastic fork tines and left one of the middle ones. Schoolyard hilarity.

I remember doing that in grade school. Then they started only giving us sporks :-(

Fess up now, how many of you folks tried this? Hell I’m 75 and wish I had a plastic fork to try it out!

I don’t think Eva’s going to buy it.