JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 18, 2014

My, what a fancy paperweight you have there.

Little late now for the waterproof cover. Outside the bathtub it is wonder when rains there the Iphone did not get rained on and ruined.

Too little too late.Put it in a vacuum chamber after dousing in clean water:-)

Now Joe knows what to get the twins for Christmas; waterproof cameras, they are built for the rugged outdoors and have gaskets on the covers to keep out the dirt and rain. Just perfect for careless kids.

He was tired from the beginning of the arc so he probably forgot

LOL. Kind of a spinoff of the Gift of the Magi story where the husband and wife got each other gifts they couldn’t use anymore. She got him a chain for his watch by selling her hair and he got her these hair clips or combs by pawning off his watch. Though her hair would grow back eventually and she’d be able to use the clips. Watch chain is useless though. Bert and Ernie did the same thing on Christmas Eve on Sesame street, but Mr. Hooper gave them back the things they traded in for their gifts.

[furry-faced grin] Wonderful comic Robb!!! Very real!+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Ouch!!!!! Perhaps a little “too” real. :) Wonderful, though!

I hope he didn’t say what the young woman said in the McDonald’s bathroom when she dropped her cell phone in the toilet.