Lio by Mark Tatulli for December 12, 2014

Wait’ll you meet Thing One and Thing Two….all six of them

Cybill contaminating the Cat in the Hat. Disturbing…

No, Cybil! Bad cat! D< Lion needs to haul that cat into rehab, man. Now he’s The Cat in His Cups.

That’s his less-well-known cousin, The Cat in the Hic.

Two cats, cocktails, and pink elephants…what a zoo!

Cat in the Hat was smart enough to come in out of the rain, but dumb enough to succumb to Cybil’s boozy blandishments. Now, he will pay the price for downing too much gin, neat!Looks like you’ve got two drunk cats on your hands, Lio!

I knew Cat in the Hat was really a bad boy.

Cat in the bag..

Cybil actually shared the gin???

Aw man!

An improvement on what Mike Myers did to the poor Cat.

“It’s fun to have fun but you have to know how!”

They drink like a fish! I wonder if Horton is in the pink…….

Reminds me the time I had a Long Island and went on the Cat & the Hat ride in Orlando. BAD IDEA!!!

Any Port (wine) in a storm?

The Cat in the Hat Throws Back.

One Cat, Two CatsDrunk Cats, Spew Cats

Hey Tatulli, Mr. Geisel’s attorney is on line 3.

Bette to get the Cat in the Hat drunk before he could let Thing One and Thing Two out to wreck stuff.